My friends, they love my intelligence
someone threw a dead crab at me
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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