just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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