i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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