Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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