I think my fart just growled at me.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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