Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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