wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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