Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
time to smoke my breakfast
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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