plz talk dirty to me
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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