Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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