If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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