My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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