I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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