haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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