Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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