Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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