What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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