just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.