I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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