If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
where does the pee come out of this thing
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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