He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
His nipple licking is glorious
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