The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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