I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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