I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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