Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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