we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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