spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question