I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.