Soap is not a condiment
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..