Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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