I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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