I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
