She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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