Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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