He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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