i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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