In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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