ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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