I think my vagina is haunted
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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