So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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