I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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