I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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