yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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