I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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