i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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