Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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