i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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