woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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