i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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