I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I have feelings that need drinking.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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