North Korea, Best Korea!
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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