Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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