I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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