Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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