can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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