new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
How does one acquire holy water?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
wow bdsm is so cute
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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